*Ring ring [Thats a ringing phone.. ]
Dakota: Hey Mush, guess what?
Mush: [lottery/accidents/marriage..] ..what?
Dakota: I was in the city and I saw a girl who looked like you! Down to the boots and the hair.
Mush: Oh? Apparently there's a lot of me roaming around
Dakota: So I ran up to her and smacked her on the butt!
Mush: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. erm.. did she like that?
Dakota: She said "What the fuck?!"
Mush: Maybe her friends don't smack her on the butt as often as my friends smack me on the butt!
Dakota: I apologised, then she got really pissy and stomped off.
Mush: WAHAHAHAAHAHA..
Dakota: Lucky I didn't grab her ass.
[Aww, my poor clone.. can't even walk down the street without being molested!]
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